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In a shocking turn of events, the World Boxing Organization (WBO) has handed down a lifetime ban to Imane Khelif after officially declaring him male. The ruling, which has sent shockwaves throughout the sports world, comes with severe repercussions, including the stripping of all medals Khelif had earned throughout his career, as well as the […]

In a shocking post-fight statement, heavyweight boxer Anthony Joshua has accused fellow fighter Daniel Dubois of cheating during their recent bout. The allegations came after a closely contested fight that left fans and pundits debating the result. Joshua, known for his calm demeanor, did not hold back in his comments, claiming that Dubois had unfairly […]

ohn Mulaney Roasts Attendees at Dreamforce AI Tech Conference John Mulaney brought his signature humor to the AI tech conference Dreamforce, delivering a standout performance that had the audience in stitches. Known for his sharp wit, Mulaney didn’t hold back as he roasted the crowd, saying, “You look like a group who looked at the […]

In an unprecedented display of zero tolerance for “wokeness,” the NFL kicked off its new season by disqualifying seven players for the egregious offense of kneeling during the national anthem. Yes, you read that right. While millions tuned in to watch the NFL’s season-opening ceremony, a small group of players dared to take a knee, […]

In a shocking revelation that has sent tremors through the fast-food industry, Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Dave Hoffmann has admitted that the company has suffered a staggering $1 billion loss after what he described as their ill-fated foray into “woke” politics. The confession, made during a hastily organized press conference outside the company’s Canton, Massachusetts headquarters, […]